Why can't Iceman and Maverick be sharing a nice house together in Chevy Chase or wherever?

BEACH VOLLEYBALL

If you enjoy mevr. de Bruijn, she is currently taking part in a Dutch television show known as "Adam zkt Eva VIPs." The premise of "Adam zkt. Eva" is that it's sort of like The Bachelor, but everyone is naked. And it's Dutch television, so nothing gets blurred out.

I disagree, which makes me think that we are possibly looking for different things in our movies.

He thinks he's one of the Models Inc!

Honestly, it doesn't look like The Rock and Efron can swim in this movie, either. You have to be able to move your arms to do that.

Counterpoint: the Crank movies.

It's a perfectly cromulent word.

I'm surprised they haven't, what with the rise in cosplay and all that. They're letting the fans make all the money, which doesn't seem like Disney at all.

For someone's bar mitzvah, maybe?

Oh agreed - but this particular person has been making snippy comments for weeks about Sasha and I guess I just sort of lost it for a moment.

It's more that this particular person has been making comments about how heavily they dislike Sasha based on her "pretentiousness" for weeks. It's boring.

At least don't backtalk and then suck. One or the other.

Yeah, definitely! Like, props to Katya to making something accessible out of it (and I love Katya as much as anyone), but I feel that Nina shows a really important side of it. No, you can't always make it enjoyable for others. Sometimes it just sucks and you make the "wrong" choices because of it.

Also, considering it's been Eurovision week here and Logo/Viacom has the US rights to it: can we have a Eurovision theme week somehow?

It's been interesting watching Nina and comparing her to Katya, who has really built a fanbase out of a certain kind of insecurity and anxiety. Nina's version is not particularly charming, but has a rawness I can't help but feel for. Sometimes we really are our worst enemy, even when people are trying to help, and we…

Yeah, and she's lived there and speaks Russian, so she's got as much of a claim to it as anyone.

I have a feeling that losing Eureka is going to end up the best thing for both of them. Trinity isn't trapped in a bitchy feud edit now, and Eureka is going to get to show off later without the pageant-history insecurity.

NINA

Oh, I'd love to see Ongina again! All-Stars hasn't served season 1 very well (they ruined Nina), so I'd like to see that made up.