Where do I apply for a lickspittle position?

Last year I needed to get shoes for a wedding and ruled out a pair because it was her brand.

To be fair, every opinion ever expressed by Azaelia Banks is a shame.

Rastify the league by 10%.

That is hilariously bad, and I watch MLS.

What clip art package did they get that guy from?

Chicken is really fantastic.

Chicken liver is the best, and I'm kind of drooling thinking of it prepared like this.

The first one sucked hard and I've always been surprised that people thought any differently.

A friend of mine's sister has two rescued former show Persians, and apparently if you pick them up they immediately splay out into that display position and you can move them around like that. I can't imagine my cat putting up with that for a second.

My cat tends to run around like crazy and then poop, after which he's calm. He needs to learn some things about being a cat, I guess.

I watched the cast on Graham Norton. They're all bald now.

"Get Up" is a really good song.

I always saw Dukat as a sort of British Raj figure - like he "admired" the Bajorans and wanted to "civilize" them while also seeing them as subservient and childlike beings who should accept that he's better than they are, why don't they appreciate his benevolence? It made him a very interesting villain.

I refuse to believe this is any good. The ads are so terrible I keep thinking they filmed this movie before McAvoy was famous.

The Rock in a curly wig.

I like Luke Evans fine, but he seems like a really weedy Gaston.

I feel like he's done that more than once, because I definitely don't remember Eric Idle being there and even with the open bar I think I would remember that.

There should also be sriracha on it.

My uncle from the Bronx got really annoyed at me as an adolescent for wanting ketchup on a hot dog. I asked my mom, from Queens, why she didn't tell me this was an issue, and she said "why the hell should I care what you put on your hot dog?"