While the news of more Bowie is wonderful, joyous news, a more pressing thought: Can we seriously stop the piggybacking of the True Detective credit sequence? I feel like everywhere I turn there's someone's brooding-ass face overlaid over some fresh hot gunsmoke overlaid on a stripper's ass or something like that.…

I'm planning on using the condition to sell cheap rubber bracelets and Eiffel Tower divorced moms with Matthew McConaughey, so, you know, making the best of it

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