no offense but you people wouldn't know an epic jam if it came up to you and shot donkey semen all over your face

ever read roger ebert's review of that movie?
"…the band typically sings the lyrics through once and then gets mired in endless loops of instrumental repetition that seem positioned somewhere between mantras and autism. The music is shapeless, graceless and built from rhythm, not melody; it is amusing, given the…

actually i have no job at all, so its not accurate to say i have the easiest job on earth.

neil young's rhythm section has the easiest job on earth: play the same generic rock beat over and over again while neil punches and scratches his guitar strings for 40 minutes.  luckiest "musicians" on the face of the earth.