You can read it while enjoying a Vlasic Pickle. Makes your toykey poykey.

You can read it while enjoying a Vlasic Pickle. Makes your toykey poykey.

You keep stirrin' that sauce!

You keep stirrin' that sauce!

Xeno Samsarayellowjacket

Xeno Samsarayellowjacket

Heard the Kristen Schaal is a Horse bit on RadioLab, and was somewhat entertained by the concept (because I always laugh at that stuff, dating back to the Simpsons Rake gag). However, in the interview and in the answering machine message he left (that's a thing they do on that show), he seemed to have this attitude of…

Heard the Kristen Schaal is a Horse bit on RadioLab, and was somewhat entertained by the concept (because I always laugh at that stuff, dating back to the Simpsons Rake gag). However, in the interview and in the answering machine message he left (that's a thing they do on that show), he seemed to have this attitude of…

Ha! I was coming to post that very thing… thank you for saving me the time it would have taken to type that.

Ha! I was coming to post that very thing… thank you for saving me the time it would have taken to type that.

Really enjoyed Seminar. I, too, was crestfallen to see the show get zero Tony-related love. I thought there was a law that when Alan Rickman is in something, he has the right of first refusal on all critical awards.

Really enjoyed Seminar. I, too, was crestfallen to see the show get zero Tony-related love. I thought there was a law that when Alan Rickman is in something, he has the right of first refusal on all critical awards.

I think, by definition, all around you?

I think, by definition, all around you?

That market's pretty much cornered by the Cock Ring Warehouse.

I was so excited for that to be true, but it seems as though it is not true.

Other acceptable Simpsons line:

"Truly, my name is Cinna!"
"Tear him to pieces, he's a conspirator!"
"I am Cinna the poet!"
"Tear him for his bad verses!"

Reading this book shortly after reading REAMDE made me wish the authors had switched. Let Cline write the 1,000-page action novel with fleeting references to an immersive online meta-geek world, and let Stephenson write the inverse. Both books would have been much better.

Pro-tip, folks: Clockwork Orange? NOT a date movie. End of your night, right there.