No cure.

There is no cure.

CancerAIDS, firsties, Gary X and Jesus Fucking Christ have never been funny.

Too soon?

@Airquote_Sarctag:disqus  Damn Right!

I'd prefer to give to you as an enema and I ain't lubing up the tip.

I believe I have an appointment with Mssrs Whitney and Cross.

You just had to go say something, didn't you? You're probably the type who says Candyman three times and doesn't even have to decency to give him a reacharound!