Oh, I had no idea (I don't usually read reviews for products I already own). Well, at least you can't accuse them of being biased or sellouts.

Yeah screw that album for being well-marketed and well-liked. The only good albums are the ones no one talks about!

AV Club Comments: It's our job to be repetitive.

Jim pre-empting Dwight's complaint to Michael was the best.

The shot of Stanley at the end of Safety Training, just looking in bewilderment at the watermelon remains on his car is in the top tier of Stanley moments (most of which, now that I think about it, are pretty much just quick, silent scenes).

I think this is why I like Caputo as much as I do. On a lot of other shows, he'd come across as just a sleezy joke, but compared to most of the other men on this show, he's an intelligent and compassionate person.

It's a real shame that Twitter didn't really take off until The Office had settled into its decline because Creed would have been perfect for Twitter.

I missed most of the scene after that quote in chair model the first time I saw it because I couldn't stop laughing. Something about how mundanely absurd the statement is, on top of how matter-of-fact seriously he says it just broke me.

That would be worth it for Pete's reaction alone.

Dang, you know your audience well.

That's a good point. We know Don's so good at building himself up from scratch primarily because the show tells us he is. We rarely actually see that in action. Even when SCDP was founded, we skipped from them leaving to the agency already somewhat well established. Typically when Don does something impressive…

Hmm, yeah, okay, I'll buy that. Sophie's Choice it is.

He said yes BECAUSE it was an obvious attempt to drive him out. He's not stupid, he can tell that no one (other than Roger) wants him there, so he's going to stay there anyway, just to keep making them uncomfortable, and he'll do better than they'd expect possible under the conditions, making the whole thing taste…

Isn't a Sophie's Choice just a more specific form of Catch-22?

I think "sell-out" is a pretty short-sighted and oversimplified judgement. Cosima's playing a dangerous game right now—she's not loyal to the Dyad, but she needs them (and it could be argued that the Clone Club needs someone on the inside) so she's playing along, hoping to be able to get what she needs without giving…

That moment really struck me because I felt so strongly for both sides. Obviously Felix has to go and can't talk about where—it's his niece's safety at stake. But Alison clearly needs his support so he's effectively leaving one sister (who, while he hasn't known her for very long, clearly needs him the most) for…

Creepy yet somehow it felt right in a way that a random donor never would have. It perfectly sums up their relationship. She cares for and about Archer enough that she wants to have his baby, yet hates and/or disdains him enough that she'd do it without his direct knowledge or consent, even after he proves himself…

My only hope is that no online reviewers take the bait and every single review is incredibly professional and business-like with no puns or riffs based on the title and themes of the movie. The only way to mock something that begs you to mock it is to take it seriously.

In fairness, that lightbulb gag was classic.

My very first thought was "Isn't that an iPhone? That shit's all gotta be on iCloud right now."