actually it is pretty accurate. I found my first smut mag on the side of the road. like it had been tossed out a car window. weird

what about LMFAO? ive never heard of them but always see them advertising shows. Fuck that band name

Dat nguyen is from corpus christi, tx and his family owns a couple of thai restaurants down there called hu-dat. I used to work for an asian family that also owned a few restaurants and we always joked about opening up a noodle place called dats-who. true story.

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really tired of hearing about people i went to high school and college with talking about their fucking kids. myspace was great for getting laid. facebook is just bland and boring. No i dont give a shit that you just got a new horse on farmville!!

i see what you did there

ditto on that. met this girl through mutual friends one night. never got her number but ended up finding her on myspace, dating and eventually getting engaged to her. After that ended a couple years later, got hit up by some fine ass blonde with fake titties who i dated for a few months but ended up bein an absolute…

leons all up in that ass, duh!

once again…andy's wife sold the stone mason a shitty hat. thats how he knew. you bunch of knobs