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Anon E. Muss
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But, yes, he was wonderful, and I am very sorry to see him go.

More literally, Fraufrau.

I meant in the comments.

How dare anyone suggest rich people are lovable, I guess.

Which one of his songs is that from?

There's no such fucking thing as "non-biased reference."

I'm betting that exists.

That's true, and it's actually depressing that it is. "Yeah, David killed him to steal his wife, but, I mean… He's browner than everybody else. Don't think too hard about it."

I personally think it's kind of bullshit to attribute a blanket motivation to any historical occurrence that involves literally hundreds of thousands of people. The Crusades were fucking complicated. Sure, the chance to snatch up some land and loot is going to be a motivator. So is the cultural memory of the Islamic

Addendum: I feel like a fucking asshole whenever I use the lowercase "i" they insist upon.

Yep, that's what it was like for me, too. But now I'm kind of pissed, because it seems like they won't let you export to iTunes, so I don't think I can get any of it on my iPod.

It's not the size of the canon, sir, it's the motion of the exegesis.

Mm, you've got your timeline mixed up, there. The extermination of the Canaanites occurs inside the Promised Land. And also, they don't actually do it. They start, and then they sorta decide, Ehh… sounds like a bother.

That would be celebrating the imminent arrival of the year 1998…

Does that mean everything is the extended universe of every historical record?

Looks like no- he had a couple sons, but the ungrateful turds don't even act.

If they were "hardcore" they'd stick to the text, where the only thing we're specifically told they did is- make bricks.

Ooh, what about the Skarsgards? I was thinking too locally. Plus, there's a time-honored tradition of casting Scandinavians as biblical figures.

Look, I'm running out of father-son pairs, alright? I'll admit, this is a weak bit, but- it's all I've got. I'm just desperately trying to find reasons to put off finishing my last paper this semester.