We could lean the opposite way and do Will and Jaden. I wouldn't put a patricidal coup past that kid, actually. He gives me the creeps.

I mean, they were also frequently fighting the people whose land they were passing through, so that probably slows ya down a little.

I was thinking Tom and Colin Hanks, personally.

It's furriner-talk. Don't make no difference. They just gotta talk all mush-mouthed.

Elijah Vs. Ahab would be interesting, at least. Judges: First Blood. Absalom, Absalom! (Not the Faulkner Thing, the Other Thing).

Shockingly, there are more than two narrative events in the sixty-six books composing the Bible (and that's just the Protestant Bible, which has the smallest canon).

Isn't it obvious? The "Too Many Cooks" theme! ♫Too many cooks! (Too many cooks!)♪

Phelps's problem wasn't stupidity, it was psychosis. Which is much the more dangerous quality.

Okay- now the question is if I can find anyone who would go with me. (I'm a theology student at a seminary near Philly, so, not exactly the crowd for this, I'd guess.)

Amazing.

Dude, you're biting my style. One comment down, man. One comment down.

Johnny Cash was a national treasure.

If anything, you should get more possessions! You don't even have a computer.

You have to. It's amazing.

Kirk Cameron purchased a bishopric?

Tree of Life is an allegory of Job. Calvary is an allegory of the Holy Week. I guess if you're asking, "Is there a movie about Christians being great and everyone else being terrible that isn't bad?" then, no, but Kirk Cameron seems to be trying awfully hard.

No, no, she'll just mash it.

All the time, Rick and Morty. Hundred years- Rick and Morty!

"Unfilmable" comes to mind, here.

That's just what he wanted us to think. Old Plato still rules Atlantis as the almighty Philosopher King.