Shoulda gone with

I had never even heard of that actress, but I just Googled her and… what the hell? She's really fucking attractive.

Well, do better next time. Onwards and upwards.

"I'm gonna hit yo ass with a ski!" COME ON.

In MA they actually orient under 21 licenses portrait-style. You don't get a landscape license until you can drink.

Granted, the video is terrible. But I don't give a shit about videos or the way bands dress. (Except KISS. Fuck KISS.) I also don't really care about cliches in pop songs. In the context of an indie record or a talented hip-hop artist- sure, I'll get pissed at trite lyrics and songwriting. But all I need from…

Go ask that cavalier bastard how his "Warres" turned out. Roundheads for life.

I am "a Millennial" (I hate that fucking term, it's awful), and here's my position:

When did we decide there was no more room for pop songs with stupid lyrics as long as they sound pretty good? Have you read the lyrics to "She Loves You"? Or "I Want to Hold Your Hand"?

I dunno, I've seen some mean Presbyterian square dancing.

I like to think that if I commented more I'd be in the running.

No. But he did once hit a batter in the face with a fastball. I think that was the last time I saw a fourteen year old crying while lying in dirt.

I played baseball and football with that guy when we were in middle school. Bit of a dick, not gonna lie.

And Sean O'Neal said to them, "Your fathers ate manna in the wilderness, and they died. This is the snark that comes down from heaven, so that one may read of it and mock forever. I am the living snark, and the snark that I give unto the internet is my flesh." (The Gospel According to ZodiacMotherFucker 6:48-51)

The A.V. Club
Downgraded for misogyny.

Ahem, "ark."

Emma Watson is older than me, you guys. Y'all's fucking ancient.

They're one hundred percent Dispensationalist. Only Dispies (well, basically only them) think that the Book of Revelation functions as a timeline. And pre-tribulation rapture (essentially the whole point of the books) is a Dispy doctrine.

A specific flavor of conservative Christianity, in fact. American Dispensationalism, which is the sole source of every stupid "The world will end on this date!" rumor you've ever heard.

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