It's not a perfect metaphor.

Have we all forgotten the humble majesty of the simple M&M? So unassuming, yet so satisfying. Truly, it is the Paul Giamatti of candies.

But branching story threads aren't a universal. And even the most user-dependent plots (e.g., Mass Effect) generally require you to explore more of the world than those books would.

The A.V. Club
what a fucking embarrassment

I don't know if we're still doing this or whatever, but….

If this actually was "Ocean's Magicians," I would have enjoyed it at least a little bit. As it was, the only interesting characters largely disappeared from the film midway through in favor of an awkward, hastily put-together romance subplot between two people with no chemistry. Two thumbs down.

Pretty sure it was Your Highness. Which, it's like, come on. At least pretend to try.

For real, though- fuck Wellesley. Too many unnecessary letters.

I take it you're not really into this whole "punk" thing, huh? (Neither am I, really. Exceptions being The Clash, The Replacements, and Dinosaur Jr.)

Being a drummer, I would object, but the fact is that when my hair is long the only grooming I can do is shower and towel-dry. And my hair is currently long. So…. touche, sir.

The Starks are picked out precisely because they don't deserve it. Aragorns and Aslans don't do well in George R.R. Martin's world.

Dante Gabriel's sister, Christina, is pretty famous herself. Although, personally, I don't care for her poetry.

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I believe that was "chonson."

@avclub-2300d8171ca46be1ee5a72d2837c1b6d:disqus I'll give you crazy, but Sheen's digressions are more manic than rambling.

Sheen is basically Ayn Rand's prototypical hero, minus the awe-inspiring talent. "Boom, winning" is basically a 21st century way of saying "But I don't think of you."

Nah, that was Hyde. Or, I guess, Kelso was the Fonz's sex appeal and Hyde was his laid-back rebellious cool. Yin and yang, if you will.

"Ya old horny slut!"

Deal with it.

…..Granted, it is, but what point are you trying to make? Are you trying to minimize the fact that foot-binding is physically crippling and is a ridiculous male-centric practice?