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@avclub-f1402e9c7903871f821a3065c77dc691:disqus Dammit, I had that right the first time but I spelled out the last title and it got shut down by Disqus's censoring.

The whole "would be a better X if someone was there to Y every minute of his/her life" is a paraphrase from the story "A Good Man Is Hard to Find."

"….Nah, that's fair."

One of her stories, "The Misfit," ends with the line, "She would have been a good woman if someone had been there to shoot her every minute of her life."

That may be the weirdest Flannery O'Connor reference I've ever seen…. but I LOVE IT!

@twitter-84693048:disqus I would certainly hope that's not just naivety. I really hope that something more than just the law is keeping me from being a rapist.

Meh. I go to school in LA County, but I'm from Boston, and the weather here bores the hell out of me. Variety is the spice of life and all that good shit.

SLICIN' UP MY EYEBALLS, I WANT YOU TO KNOW!

No. 3 is clearly the documentary Murray produced about the toothbrush fence. Over fifty brushes!

I'm very conflicted, here:

I remember making one reference to cancerAIDS and getting cursed out about as badly as I ever have been on the internet….

I've only ever seen two celebrities in person, I think. One was Tracy Morgan. My sister (17 at the time) was taller than him. And the other was Cedric the Entertainer, on a shuttle to the airport in Puerto Rico. He was giving some woman a pep talk over the phone. The only phrase I remember him saying is, "You're…

Can't do it. I'm German.

It's pronounced like "bairnt" not "burned." So, unless you're Scottish, it ain't gonna sound the same.

I guess that's when I first started reading the AV Club. But shit, that makes me feel weird as hell.

Shit, and I thought I was the youngest on this website. What are you, a high school senior?

I was four. And my family moved from Pittsburgh to Boston. So, not my favorite year altogether. Not my favorite.

And miss, amongst other things, this?

@avclub-641738cd9f2de769fb97d24ffbec105f:disqus YES!