He worked on a road crew before Zeppelin took off. He was a laborer.

Why do you hate fun?

I'm pretty sure he was making a Douglas Adams reference.

Or any woman of equivalent thickness.

No, no, no, they were saying you were "Mejor of Gaytown." They were calling you the best guy in Gaytown, only in Spanglish.

Is it just me, or is some of the punch taken out of the word "Fuck" by pairing it with "Spidey"? It's kind of like "Fuck kitties" instead of "Fuck cats."

Fünke.

"I am afraid we are not rid of God because we still believe in grammar." -Nietzsche

Aww, Goatley.

@avclub-98f668c8300f648c4298d43df8cc923d:disqus Not for nothing, but why'd you name yourself "Earth-pig"?

@scaffnet First of all, I don't believe that (i.e., that aesthetics have no enduring commonalities). Second, your description of current popular music makes no mention of the aesthetic attractions. If a musical genre expresses a philosophy that I find resonant but sounds like shit, I will not like it. That seems very…

In Siberia, freezing his balls off.

You've completely eliminated aesthetic considerations. Music is not just about philosophy or zeitgeist.

Frontrunner for "Most Pretentious Band Name"?

I ship me and everyone.

FACK YOU! GO SAWX!

Once, when I was in my parents' house over the summer, I got woken up at 3 in the morning by two cops who were pointing flashlights at me…. that was a weird night.

"First," he whispered into the uncaring void, "I was first…"

@avclub-e2684ea2157a2423b7463536886837b2:disqus As it means to. As it means to.

@avclub-b97ca122d91f0a094bbf3f9808f4daf5:disqus "Der Pedant." Literally, I'm not making a joke.