And our second contestant!

It's time to play "Guy Who Speaks a Little German Corrects Everyone"!

http://www.smbc-comics.com/…

@avclub-e2684ea2157a2423b7463536886837b2:disqus Then you haven't listened to enough Kanye.

Honestly, I love the Friday Night Lights film. The show I think is okay.

@avclub-e8e1ea96f3b1bf8e7400065325e188c8:disqus Yeah, there is Servetus- but EVERYBODY wanted to kill that guy. But… yeah, there is Servetus.

We never had any crusades. Or an inquisition.

@EvelKareebel:disqus Ezekiel: yes. Zombies: no. The literal image is a resurrection of the dead, figuratively, it probably refers to the end of the Babylonian Captivity.

Jess/Nick scenes: B-. Schmidt/Robbie scenes: A+.

@HobbesMkii Easter is a feast day (that is, for those churches that observe distinctions between feast days and fast days). Granted, it's preceded by the longest fast of the year….

@HobbesMkii Easter is a feast day (that is, for those churches that observe distinctions between feast days and fast days). Granted, it's preceded by the longest fast of the year….

His name is Criss Chross. GIDDIT?

His name is Criss Chross. GIDDIT?

Is this Wilt Chamberlain?

Is this Wilt Chamberlain?

What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth.

What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth.

What it do, nephew?

What it do, nephew?

You mean all two of them?