I saw the Screaming Trees, the Barking Spiders, Smashing Pumpkins, the Burning Bush, and the Farting Whales at the Walking Upright festival in 1994.  Killer tunes, man.  I mean, I guess it was okay…

This author is a dag, and 'tis not fit
You should allow him ev'n one grain of wit.
To which, that his pretense ne'er be named,
My humble motion is — he may be damned,