Thank you. My English professor is obviously an asshole for letting me think the opposite.

Thank you. My English professor is obviously an asshole for letting me think the opposite.

I onced owned a copy of the film, "I am Trying to Break Your Heart," which was awesome. I borrowed it to a kid who subsequently moved away, taking it with him never to be retrieved. That sucks. Do you sir, also agree that this sucks? I'll hang up and listen.

I onced owned a copy of the film, "I am Trying to Break Your Heart," which was awesome. I borrowed it to a kid who subsequently moved away, taking it with him never to be retrieved. That sucks. Do you sir, also agree that this sucks? I'll hang up and listen.

Where I live, our Star Wars named residents shoot people in the face.
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I saw Dylan live back in '01. It was hands down one of the best concerts I have ever been to. He played for over 3 hours, told stories, and just plain rocked out.
@ Eli… it's funny that he insulted Dave Mathews… I saw him a only a few weeks after seeing Dylan, and that was the worst show I have ever seen in my life.

We all see the little black boy in the corner, right?

Karate Kick
I was in Traverse City once and David Lee Roth was supposed to have a show there. Sadly, he injured himself doing, as he put it, "karate moves" at the previous show, and had to cancel. Saving himself the embarassment of being David lee Roth in public.

Jim Croce
I don't know if anyone remembers Jim Croce…
Yet he had two song that I can think of that are outdated. First "Operator" which he called an operator to try and find an ex-girlfriends number. Today, you'll never talk to an operator and if you want to find someones number you to some good old internet stalking.
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Boondock Saints
Just watch the original Boondock Saints the other day… You know what? That movie is fucking awful.

I have two really good friends that are both parents. I go over there and then smoke down with them after the kids go to bed. Usually we end up playing HORSE in the driway after we smoke. The kids love their crazy uncle that comes and hangs out with their dads.

The funeral
Is he going to have a funeral? Or is someone just going to throw him in a river?