Why would you punch a muppet?

She's the daughter of the owner (played by Alan Rickman)

I really hope that some of the people in the article were real and just really lame and clueless.

As it has both Alan Rickman and Rupert Grint, I'm choosing to view this as another Harry Potter movie.

Some of those characters aren't American though, such as Thor and Loki. Scandinavian have more of a right to mad about that.

They just don't want to deal with Jon Hamm's penis problem.

When you put it like that…

That is the dumbest reason to hate someone.

Don't you mean fiction?

Does that make Axl Rose a relevant joke?

Their whole career was one giant breakup.

Oasis is a good band name, but when they broke up they formed Beady Eye and Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds, which are both crazy terrible names. The Gallagher brothers' crazy balanced each other out I guess, at least in naming the band.

AMC hasn't completely forsaken its roots yet.

I guess I need to try Spaced again. I watched the first couple episodes but then just sorta forgot about it. I love Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz easily makes my top five favorite movies ever.

I just listened to Pink Flag for the first time a few hours ago.

Thank you for reminding me of Blackadder. I had been sorta marathoning it and had just started Series 3 when I got busy.

Strangely Ke$ha fans are most likely to prefer brunettes.

I think it correlates with the racism of the US Justice System.

The Bealtles and U2 worked for me.

Roy Orbison fans are the third most likely to enjoy meaningless sex. I guess they just want a Pretty Woman.