I said 'woof.'

Unfortunately, NBC is unable to use any Beatles songs so they'll have to make do with the Monkees' catalog.

Sounds dangerous, and those players aren't even being paid to play.

I wish I could upvote this more.

Seasons 3-9 were the Golden Years of the show.

I had confused feelings for my toaster. It felt so right.

You really should leave your basement once in a while.

This ain't your father's Teletubbies!

You'll have to spell it as "beetus" when you search for it, though.

Just once or twice is good for his soul.

Weird, a dickless Dikachu.

I think I see a vocal sac under all that curly hair.

In the room the women come to mock
Giggling at David's tiny cock

"The Joy of Cooking Josh"

However, you are allowed to be kidnapped by your teacher on a daily basis.

Ms. Frizzle is totally in my face!

Either way, my hand is nunb afterwards.

She's pretty hot and gets even hotter later on.

Good call.
That reminds me, I wonder if this game will include some of the glitches from the original SMB. If I remember right, there was a trick that allowed you to double-jump if you pressed A at the right moment next to a seam between blocks.

What the hell did they do to the Fourth Doctor??