Inspired by the Adam Resnick article posted tonight, I'll have to say anything in Chris Elliott's oeuvre. It takes a rare breed of person to appreciate Get a Life.

Something to Hide: The Beatles, Me, and My Monkey.

"Ehh… it's a damn… adequate cup of coffee, I guess…"

Laura Palmer looks like Two-Face on that box art.

Kevin Smith has already put that into practice.

That's a sexy, sexy shame.

The man never lifted an x-wing in his life!

An Orb Ricer, huh? *punches hand* Let's get him!

Star Trek 3: Search…

Akira 2: Lost in Neo York

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SYNTAX ERROR

All thanks to Kinect's self-facial recognition technology.

He's got a Bat-rascal for this outing.

If either of you ever again ridicule an overweight person, I will personally sit on you!

"Stop the press. Who's that?"
"Vicki Vale. I like… BAAAATMAAAAAN!"

"I eated too much pie."

Fucking CHOAM…

Are those Harkonnen chairs going on sale any time soon?

Disqus rocks!!

"Why are you mislabeling those Pearl Jam songs, Dave?"