Nicolas, aka Pep Patty after the sex change
has got to be on PR as some kind of bet. He is a plant or something. You notice how he realizes all his designs suck and yet somehow doesn't even care?

Taylor Swift is waiting…
at your BACK DOOR? hmmmm……..

Pretty damn funny
for Paulina to call Celia "not conventionally pretty" and every other name in the book, and then Tyra compared the two during judging. Did a momentary look of recognition flash across Paulina's vapid face?

No, no, we buy the products so Mr. Clean will rape us. Same with Brawny Man.

what, no Ralph Wiggum valentine's card quotes yet? AV Club, you have lost all respect. I said good day, sir!

No Pegging?
Shit, that's not it is it? What's it called? Not "Slumming"….."PULLING"! Yes, those other things are vastly different sexual acts….

Baby Elvis?
Anyone else think McKey was impersonating at judging tonight? I'm looking at you, bizarre purple puffy sleeves.