Seems like everywhere I go, people are enjoying knives…

It had a kind of weird action but not so much that I wasn't extremely ashamed of myself for needing to turn to the internet for help.

I had to youtube the instructions on how to use the can-opener in my house when I moved in.

Ah sweet now I know you're not one of those damn teens we should party some time

I saw Jesse James for the first time late last year… easily one of my films of the 00s.

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus The very same… Ginger and Scary ushered me into manhood with that video.

This is LITERALLY the biggest bra I've ever seen.

Yeah when he's in the bedroom at the party with his awesome hair and shirt open and open bottle of champagne in his hand he is pretty much the coolest, callowest fuckwit who ever lived and I often wished I was him.

@avclub-32b63dd70d870580128d83e930199e1c:disqus I'm assuming this guy was featured on the 'Nice Guys of OK Cupid' tumblr at some stage?

9.30am here and I agree.

I also came here to make that comment.

Were you one of the thousands of the hooligans at Edinburgh Gardens who were then crowding Reid Street when I stumbled home at half 4?

Never look a gift horse in the mouth, @avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus ! That's how we lost horsefellow!

You guys are making me feel awfully vanilla re. my appreciation of Say You Will Be There by The Spice Girls.

I took a lot of pills at a party and sat on the deck working my jaw, sweating profusely and watching a spider trap and attempt to eat three beetles in its web

I'm with @avclub-e053e4f47a7ccbc51be254596e483d7c:disqus , he and Tyler the Creator make twitter worthwhile…

@avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus  Then running out of arrows, shrugging and being like "Sorry guys, going home, good luck with stopping the inter-dimensional alien invasion."

@avclub-fbb1d0aa8eb214a2ce4aec289a3c6b6d:disqus He was no rival, he was just Keats's mate wasn't he? I ask because I barely remember, that film was as dull as dishwater and I say that as a New Zealander who is legally obligated to like Jane Campion lest I face treason charges.

With this use of the term 'magical realism' used in context with 'Sex and the City' I can now confidently say that I've heard everything.

I paid 100 yen for a VHS of this when I lived in Japan. I got great return on my investment.