Throw Anna from the Train

Throw Anna from the Train

But I always drink plenty of…. Malk?

TEAM MICHAEL SHEEN'S CHARACTER!

TEAM MICHAEL SHEEN'S CHARACTER!

I upset my housemate by asking her if Jacob's 'imprinting' of the baby was a euphemism for giving it a facial.

I upset my housemate by asking her if Jacob's 'imprinting' of the baby was a euphemism for giving it a facial.

Err…. a 42" one made by a charming knock-off brand named 'Sonique'. You can tell it's better than Sony because of the extra letters.

You're truly seizing the day.

After 3 months with a broken leg I finally got the all clear from my surgeon yesterday, so I'm back to wearing two shoes just like a grown up. I celebrated by getting a fancy cellphone and a TV that is way bigger than I need for my room. Here's to good news and paydays!

So did you enjoy the Watch the Throne show?

So did you enjoy the Watch the Throne show?

@avclub-0e639653c10d1353dfbc8e4a14df280e:disqus You mean they bombed the Northern Territory of Aus, right? Cause I'm almost certain the vast manufactories of Kaitaia and large population bases of Whangerei and Keri Keri were left untouched by the Japanese.

@avclub-0e639653c10d1353dfbc8e4a14df280e:disqus You mean they bombed the Northern Territory of Aus, right? Cause I'm almost certain the vast manufactories of Kaitaia and large population bases of Whangerei and Keri Keri were left untouched by the Japanese.

I saw a documentary about how Nicholas Cage occupied Greece with a comedy accent and a mandolin and he ravashed all of your Penelope Cruzes, much to the chargrin of your Christian Bales. I feel for the pain of your country.

I saw a documentary about how Nicholas Cage occupied Greece with a comedy accent and a mandolin and he ravashed all of your Penelope Cruzes, much to the chargrin of your Christian Bales. I feel for the pain of your country.

I'll have you know I moved out of home in July.

I'll have you know I moved out of home in July.

Sorry @avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus but did you publish that slashfic here? I desperately need it for… err… a friend.

Sorry @avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus but did you publish that slashfic here? I desperately need it for… err… a friend.