I have a friend who worked at a cinema when we were in our late teens and he once brought us home a garbage bag of popcorn. I ate from it until my lips went numb from salt and shame.

Amen @LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus , ditto anyone who complains about 'political correctness'.

Amen @LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus , ditto anyone who complains about 'political correctness'.

I think A Moveable Feast is a pretty awesome name for a band. Though it is first and foremost a Hemmingway reference I suppose.

I think A Moveable Feast is a pretty awesome name for a band. Though it is first and foremost a Hemmingway reference I suppose.

The thread on The Hater where people retitled Billy Joel songs in formal English is one of the greatest threads in AV Club history. I haven't been able to find it since though.

The thread on The Hater where people retitled Billy Joel songs in formal English is one of the greatest threads in AV Club history. I haven't been able to find it since though.

I take it we're not counting C U When U Get There (or however it was spelled) by Coolio?

I take it we're not counting C U When U Get There (or however it was spelled) by Coolio?

We ELP fans can't expect anyone to Tarkus seriously.

We ELP fans can't expect anyone to Tarkus seriously.

Seeing My Bloody Valentine while on ecstasy remains the #1 pop cultural moment of my life.

Seeing My Bloody Valentine while on ecstasy remains the #1 pop cultural moment of my life.

RUFIO!

RUFIO!

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus So then we can assume the rest of your stories where you do invariably fuck the girl are made up?

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus So then we can assume the rest of your stories where you do invariably fuck the girl are made up?

@mmoskwa:disqus , songmeanings is amazing, if only for some people's misguided interpretations of tracks. When I used to post on a dying David Bowie messageboard, I once contemplated registering a gimmick account just to repost SongMeanings posts about Bowie songs to rile people up and give them something to talk…

@mmoskwa:disqus , songmeanings is amazing, if only for some people's misguided interpretations of tracks. When I used to post on a dying David Bowie messageboard, I once contemplated registering a gimmick account just to repost SongMeanings posts about Bowie songs to rile people up and give them something to talk…

It's essentially Shutter Island for people in their early teens.