An average song (Afraid) from 2002's Bowie album best described as '2002's Bowie album' Heathen paraphrases God but changes the line to "I believe in The Beatles."

An average song (Afraid) from 2002's Bowie album best described as '2002's Bowie album' Heathen paraphrases God but changes the line to "I believe in The Beatles."

Yeah, I'm a colonial and I do the same. It's important that we name paedophiles with the respect and care the word deserves.

Yeah, I'm a colonial and I do the same. It's important that we name paedophiles with the respect and care the word deserves.

That whole scene has been paraphrased, referenced and repeated verbatim by me more times than I can remember… it's no wonder I'm so successful with women/am so, so lonely.

That whole scene has been paraphrased, referenced and repeated verbatim by me more times than I can remember… it's no wonder I'm so successful with women/am so, so lonely.

The idea that Homer Simpson was ever 28 in an episode I've seen makes me feel better about my life choices… and my thick, lustrous hair.

The idea that Homer Simpson was ever 28 in an episode I've seen makes me feel better about my life choices… and my thick, lustrous hair.

I just became his 1000 and somethingth follower. It's quite sad, the only @ he's had recently seems to be inquiring as to the whereabouts of the promised picture of 'Devin'.

I just became his 1000 and somethingth follower. It's quite sad, the only @ he's had recently seems to be inquiring as to the whereabouts of the promised picture of 'Devin'.

If Sir Mix-a-Lot was so 'lame', how did he get a knighthood?

If Sir Mix-a-Lot was so 'lame', how did he get a knighthood?

For places to retire in New Zealand, I'd recommend investigating Central Otago, the Coromandel, the Wairarapa, Nelson and the Kapiti Coast.

For places to retire in New Zealand, I'd recommend investigating Central Otago, the Coromandel, the Wairarapa, Nelson and the Kapiti Coast.

I'm about to make a lot of people hate me but I had tickets to the midnight opening of The Avengers on the 24th of April but then decided I couldn't be bothered arranging transport home at 3am or whatever so I gave my ticket away and stayed at home playing Mass Effect 3 instead.

I'm about to make a lot of people hate me but I had tickets to the midnight opening of The Avengers on the 24th of April but then decided I couldn't be bothered arranging transport home at 3am or whatever so I gave my ticket away and stayed at home playing Mass Effect 3 instead.

Ha… at least I'll still get to see it in the cinema when I move there in July then.

Ha… at least I'll still get to see it in the cinema when I move there in July then.

Well, 'cripplingly low' is an exaggeration but the fact is that over 1000 NZers a week are leaving for Australia due to average wages being 40% higher over there (http://www.interest.co.nz/n… ).

Well, 'cripplingly low' is an exaggeration but the fact is that over 1000 NZers a week are leaving for Australia due to average wages being 40% higher over there (http://www.interest.co.nz/n… ).