I imagine Olive Garden is the same as somewhere like Saizeriya in Japan? Because I miss the hell out of that - cheap, convenient and satisfying Italian food. You can't get that in New Zealand.

I imagine Olive Garden is the same as somewhere like Saizeriya in Japan? Because I miss the hell out of that - cheap, convenient and satisfying Italian food. You can't get that in New Zealand.

That S1m0ne article is new to me… I can't believe I ever called myself a Biastiocian before now.

That S1m0ne article is new to me… I can't believe I ever called myself a Biastiocian before now.

Locked Out is great but I don't rate it among CH's best in a world where Fall At your Feet, Distant Sun, Private Universe and Into Temptation exist.

Locked Out is great but I don't rate it among CH's best in a world where Fall At your Feet, Distant Sun, Private Universe and Into Temptation exist.

Second best Lionel Hutz on booze quote after the 'brownest of the brown liquors' paean.

Second best Lionel Hutz on booze quote after the 'brownest of the brown liquors' paean.

Ha, yes, definitely mine too. Ours had a rough start to life at an evil puppy farm (a puppy farm run by evil people, rather than a farm that raises evil puppies) so her natural skittishness was probably exacerbated by that.

Is your Schnauzer as terrified about everything as mine, Sheltie? There was one roll of thunder the other night and she was quivering like a leaf for nearly an hour after.

I was listening to the extended mix at full volume on amazing headphones when I had my first panic attack.

It came out at roughly the same time as The Saint which definitely did (I bought the soundtrack just for that and Da Funk as a 12 year old) so maybe you saw the trailers back to back or something?

I want to make innuendo out of Hurt Locker but don't know how without sounding like a rapist.

*Must… fight… urge… to flood board with stories about my schnauzer.
People… might… realise… how pathetic my life is.*

I don't know, I found the 2nd act dragged to the extent that it put me to sleep - too much wheel-spinning. I think the film could have done without Black Widow and Hawkeye without losing anything other than 30 minutes of screentime.

She looks a lot like Eve Marie Saint
in On the Waterfront
as she reads Simone De Beauvoir
in her American circumstance

Well put.

Well done writing this article without mentioning The Sopranos, a show that finished with a final episode that definitely didn't radically divide fans in the slightest.

If you break a sweat while thinking of TV shows, I would suggest you call a crane and get the operator to haul you out of your house and to the nearest hospital.

Someday I will see M83 and it will be awesome.