^ I didn't even know they were called 'carets' until 2 minutes ago and look at me now!

Jacob wasn't boring to me, I fucked him!

Rachel already had an episode and it was shit, she's had her chance.

Because I like her TITSANDASS

… and they'll probably win again this year too.

PiForce?

The Warriors game was fantastic, as were the Chiefs in the first half - Tim Nanai-Williams is definitely one to watch. Gutted to see my Crusaders lose on Saturday night but if they lose to my second favourite team then it's alright I suppose.

When I was aged 12 - 15, NZ TV would show Sirens once a year or so… it truly was a great time to be an up-and-coming masturbator.

All I wanted to do in the suicide mission was kill Mordin… instead I lost the assassin (which is fine, she's got the same name as an ex who fucked me over) and the Justicar, who was a badarse who killed her own daughter.

I never saw the commercial but VICE had a few animated videos with people (I saw Tyler the Creator and Ken Jeong) talking about their party experiences that were pretty good. Ken Jeong's story about him and a bunch of other nerdy doctor's turning a night at a strip club into a free clinic was highly amusing.

Can I hire you to cater my birthday in August?

There's an accepted generic 'birthday cake' flavour? Since when? I used to always want Black Forest Gateux for my birthday cakes but these days I prefer something with booze in it.

In my mind that Jewish guy's rant is being delivered by Jerry Stiller and it's amazing.

Johnny English is the Prime Minister of New Zealand's favourite film: http://www.stuff.co.nz/domi…

@avclub-1a1d7f3030811437e2c0133bde1e7c44:disqus Ahh… I had no idea that was who she was. That makes sense.

Ahhhhhh Shirley indeed

… go on.

What's with that book? Grant was reading it too in the scene where he and Max discussed having kids.

I skipped school to audition for an extra role in LotR and even though they wrote 'Rohan' on my application, nothing happened.

@avclub-eaf402eeb9124200ac5a79cbc3355d72:disqus  The rolled Rs are much more of a Southland thing than Dunedin. The rising inflection thing you speak of has always seemed to me to be more of a lower/middle class central-North Island sort of deal. I had a girlfriend from Gisbourne who ended every sentence like it was a…