It's me! I'm taking the piss!

Good actress. Smart person. Pretty lady. Think that about covers it.

On the subject of that Daily Mail article: I've heard some second-hand accounts from Woody Allen movie actors (very minor ones, yes), and Carla Bruni being forced to spend all day walking around with a baguette actually seems to fit with the general order of things. Allen seems to pay a lot of particular attention to…