She still won't sleep with you, Texan.

Elmo knows where you live
So, no one has commented on how they'd kinda like to fuck this kid's mom yet? Or did I just not read that thread?

Is that like when someone ruins a dump they just took by pissing on it?

Sorry, I'm quite drunkl!

Ok, ok, I'll get this out of the way…
Milkshakes and such! Drainage, basksets, etc…