YESSSS!
The freeze frames that I masturbate to are gonna be a *whole* lot sharper and brighter!

Huh?
"[A] band that transcended its thrash-metal beginnings and became one of the most respected rock groups in the world".

The presence of Larry Charles means precisely dick. After all, he directed that exercise in face-slapping smugness, Religulous. (And lest you think otherwise, I'm no great fan of Christians, nor am I exactly a knee-jerk Bill Maher hater, as I'm a regular, and enthusiastic, Real Time watcher.)

Vugialae, you puzzle me, because you seem to be saying that Entourage was actually good at some point, and we *both* know that shit ain't true.

Wyrmspace, I was with you right up until the last sentence of your previous post.

Also: rum? Rum *is* a rather effeminate spirit.

I wonder if ZMF eats mini-cheeseburgers (or eggs florentine, for that matter) at elevensies?

Also
Dolly Parton stands head and shoulders above any artist that the A.V. Club staffers have deemed "Best of the Decade".

Dare I say…?
First?

Also
(and frightfully tardy):

Danke.

Vous etes tres belle,
mama, Girls and Boys!

Also also: You sure are precious when you get all worked up.

Also: I bet you're gay.

I'm sorry, PSD, I couldn't quite make out what you wrote to me, as your mother was servicing me and I couldn't sufficiently focus my attention. You know, your mom gives one mean motherfucking hummer, Public Service. After she shaves her beard and covers up her neck tattoos, that is.

After reading this, I see that, clearly, there's a lot of (misplaced?) love for Maria Bamford. Evidently, this is what the floppy-hair-and-unkempt-beard-sportin', skinny-jeans wearin' generation considers "funny".

Jim Gaffigan, even.

So, the painfully unfunny Maria Bamford makes the list, and Jim Gffigan's Beyond the Pale is left off? You fucking hipsters are certainly a puzzling lot.

What?
No "Don't Make Fun of Daddy's Voice"?

@twif - You forgot Armistice Day. And Arbor Day. And those are just the "A" holidays.