A Note About New Moon
Not only are the werewolves shirtless, they're *gay* and shirtless.

Fuck you, too, Pierce. Fuck you in your ear. Fuck you in your other ear.

The last paragraph
is exhibit A as to why Modell's a motherless fucking douche and a hack.

But, Jim, Modell's a smug fucking cock, so how can he win at *anything*?

Dumbledore Calrissian FTW.

To the person who did the "Everybody Hurts" write up—
Fuck you, you motherless fuck.

I was surprised
when I sat down and commenced to rewatching this season, after having rewatched, quite avidly, seasons one and two, that I found the whole affair so unwatchable that I couldn't even make it through the first episode. To my way of thinking, the dialogue stinks of ostentatious cleverness, with the chief…

Though I do fucking idolize the shit out of Shane MacGowan, I think I'd be more than a little frightened of hanging out with him. Go 'head, call me a pussy.

Let me be th' first to say…
that this looks pretty all right. Especially Stanley Tucci's combover. I think that's the first time I've ever seen him with that particular hairstyle, too.

These get it done for me:

Hmm.
I don't know if this has been said already, but the first book I'd point a comics newbie toward is actually a collection of stories: DC Universe: The Stories of Alan Moore, if for no other reason than it contains two of the best stories I've ever read in the superhero genre, "For the Man Who Has Everything" and…

Diablo Cody suck-started my Honda Civic.
There's been a small error. This was posted as part of the newswire, instead of in The Hater section, as it so clearly deserves to be.

I agree. I think (as I said in another thread) that The Stand would be a prime candidate for a series. Here is an almost foolproof plan for making The Stand into a TV series (as I see it):

I, too
will only let myself see a "P" or a "PG", and I tell you, my sex life has been richly rewarding as a result!

I can find the mint Three Musketeers around here (SW Ohio) any time. And yes, they are quite delectable.

Also also
Fuckin' BLT Soft Tacos from Taco Bell!

Also
Land-O-Lakes iced butter cookies. My god, I put on the pounds going through bag after bag of these things.

Reese's Crispy Crunchy rules them all.

What I
miss more than any other pre-packaged foodstuff I've ever tasted is Ideals cookies. It was luscious peanut butter, and lots of it, contained within a crisp, thin cookie shell, with the whole thing covered in chocolate.

I do
like the techno, truly. But it's about as "soulful" as Dick Cheney reading someone their Miranda rights. It is, however, a gorgeously intellectual sort of music, a music that gets inside your head and snakes inquisitively around there for hours (days?).