My wife called him a butterface.

Yeah, the're not going to count you, because those websites aren't retransmitting that content legally. Your non-dollars don't matter to anyone.

"Cord cutters" aren't entirely represented because they, statistically speaking, don't/barely exist. I know this may come across as largely anecdotal (no more than most comments here), but I work for a major cable company, I know who has cable service in the area I work in everyday. The answer is: virtually everyone.…

I just go up up down down left right left right b a start and live my 30 lives out in the great outdoors.

No fucking way he has any clothes on under that thing.

Literally "laughed out loud," alone in my truck.

The references to specific C&H strips is what makes it stand out from what could easily have been a cute idea turned failed execution.

This Kevin Pollak guy seems to be good at things. Maybe we should give him more things to do. Good things.

Finkel is Einhorn?

Pssh… You think that's bad, some of us had it on cassette.

The key is to read it in Dennis Miller's voice.

HOW am I to take seriously the legal opinion of a man who thinks you measure a penis from the taint!?

I assumed that calling Todd "the worst person in the world" was their way of addressing the elephant in the room.

Yeah, I see it now, you beat me to it.

Anyone remember this?

My mind immediately jumped to the "chicken fucking" discussion… the fuck is wrong with me?

Eden Sher was amazing in this episode. I've never laughed that hard at her confusion.

I can't get past the fact that there's a character named Alanon…

Goatwhore?

"Most people were pleasant enough, some were pretty nuts and a lot of them had big giant dogs ready to kill us at a moment's notice."