18-49 man who loves this show, checking in

Maybe he was just trying to work out some bastardized Malcolm Gladwell birthday theory.

"[Joaquin's] bit about Shirin being a serial killer or what-have you was great."

We all love his mother.

Is Joe the new Malcolm?

Yes.

I'm struggling to remember the name, but it was Troy from Mastodon, Greg from Dillinger, and Max Cavalera trading off vocals with one of the other former Mars Volta drummers.

While I'm still reeling from the festering mediocrity of the last Dillinger, Mastodon, Mars Volta supergroup, I think I'll pass.

Keeping on the safe side of hyperbole, I'd just like to say that the Yahoo! Screen Android app is worse than Hitler.

Never.stops.talking.about.hobbits.

He said jokingly, as if to imply he had ever stopped.

Oh, ok. Science.

“Didn’t they already do the realism thing in Jason Goes To Hell"?

So do you just not tell anyone you watch it?

It's akin to saying Paradise Lost was a failure until the day the WM3 was released. And even then maybe, since they basically had to plea guilty to get out.

I don't think you know what "settling" is.

I totally forgot about that. That and the trailer with the creepy crawly kids sold me on this movie. But the CGI…

Audio commentary on a documentary sounds a little overindulgent to me.

… and DON'T kill them in the first ten minutes!

Discs? You mean "physical media?" Alright, grandpa, good luck with that.