Yes, but he's merely been moved up six inches.

I love the Beastie Boys, but their lyric writing was never that strong.

Calvin & Hobbes and Ron Funches' giggle.

I liked the Klingon proverb thing.

Last time I went to a Con (Dragon-Con '98) there wasn't much of a problem. There were no women there, because y'know… the smell.

Not really a riddle, but I'll address the subject anyway.
New York comics are mean. They hurt people's feelings.

You're right, I misread the post I was replying to.

Why would anyone be "objective" in a feature called Hatesong?

Fuckin disqus ate my comment!

Thought this was gonna be about: http://youtu.be/6HZ5V9rT96M…

Willow Smith and Krispy Kreme

Jacob may be available, since his CW show was canceled.

Not for me. I really like Kevin "Should have been Jack Reacher" Durand.

In his defense, the Black Keys is a shit band.

Look at me! I'm an ACTIVIST!!

It's like she's on another show. She's a sitcom character.

I wanted to draw comics when I was a kid, as I'm sure most who read them did. But it's pages like those above that would have had me slitting my wrists from boredom. I almost fell asleep just scrolling through them.

"JUST SMILE AND BLOW ME!!!"

Skateboarding and smoking pot!? That's ridiculous. Middle aged fathers drink and drive.

It's how I work things out.