Calling him "Dr. Cox II" is really selling him and the character short. Mansfield, as a character, has way more of a sense of humor about himself than Cox ever did.

I also would have accepted: Locked in Eddie Bravo's "rubber guard."

Where's Joe Rogan when you need him?

I'd think we could do both.

Reggie-cide

I have a feeling the quality of the films will nosedive before public interest is lost, if Agents of SHIELD is any indicator.

I know, right. Out of the hundreds of films released a year, five or six of them are superhero movies. Outrageous!!!

"Its debut, As Ugly As They Wanna Be, was the first EP to go platinum, trivia buffs!"

"Its female fans are called “Stench Wenches.”"

"If I Had a Tail" is probably my favorite, but "Kalopsia" is the best thing Trent Reznor did this year.

You're no pal of mine, buddy.

I had no idea that happened… so behind.

Tabasco = Shit, to paraphrase the prophet

I was actually thinking the weird song by the skater kids actually "saved the day" in that movie, giving Cusack's character direction.

On my dining room table right now, a bottle of Sriracha and 4 different flavors of Cholula. Dave's Ghost Pepper sauce is in the fridge.

Still trying to unload all these pallets of Twinkies and Death of Superman comics…

Just discovered this magic elixir. My bottle will last a while, though.

Because Tabasco is terrible

I enjoyed the stuff I've heard, but not enough to pay for it. Sorry.

They're all set up for a cross-over episode: Knifeman Vs. Rifleman: That Was Quick