Oh my god, I can't read six pages of this stuff but
eight hundred five eight eight
two three hundred
EMPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE

I think they took his body down to the river, and into the river he got fucking lost forever so nobody would ever fucking find him.

Couple Still Happy After 69 Years of Marriage!
(close up of a picture of the couple, the old man looks fucking pissed off)

Maybe gays LIKE being hate-crimed. Ever think about that? I mean, they're FREAKS.

I'm confused as to why this is shocking in any way, since I expect them both to be fucking terrible. Increments of "shitty" are almost irrelevant.

Self-consistent time travel never hurt anybody. 12 Monkeys and Lost both nailed it (so far).