False. Assuming that mankind has a soul to freeze is the first great lie of the wretched, claustrophobic cell we call civilization when instead we are merely empty vessels being violently corrupted by our own inhumanity to one another as we blindly commit unspeakable atrocities upon ourselves.

Puns that good make my heart go BOOM smack BOOM BOOMBOOM smack!

Putter's getting so tall.

I've been listening to RATM and Battle of LA a lot in the last little while. Man, those are a couple of fantastic albums.

What happens when you play a country song backwards?

I LIKE FOOD
FOOD TASTES GOOD
I LIKE FOOD
FOOD TASTES GOOD

These puns are as bad as they've Aphra Behn!

That's what I usually have to do to get out of speeding tickets.

Are you kidding? A demon from NYC is openly running for President of the USA in demonic form!

It's more of a decision tree: do you like the faster, punkier songs on Enema? Get Dude Ranch, otherwise go for Take Off…

Now that Sauron's defeated, you think everything's cool? Man v. Elf. Elf v. Dwarf. Dwarf v. Halfling. Middle Earth: Civil War. Brought to you in 12 installments from Peter Jackson.

Great interview. And she has a bitchin' jacket. I seriously want that jacket.

Knowing that I will never actually own that THX copy of "The Force Awakens" makes me feel like Kylo Ren when he found out that Rey and Finn had escaped Jakku in the Falcon.

I still can't get over how hot Keri Russel is in "The Americans." Just Yeeeeowch.

2016, the year incest became better than the alternative.

Between this and the Shia newswire, I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of haters suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Why? You thinking about auditioning?

So what you're saying is

Yeah, I know he debuted in Spider-man. I guess I should have said "Frank Miller's intent" instead of "original".

The original intent of the Punisher was to be exactly that warning to Daredevil. However, the "Circle of Blood" mini-series established that kids would eat up Punisher as a bad-ass protagonist - to be fair, that was a killer mini-series. So he's been pretty much a protagonist ever since, which I've never really liked.