The AV Club

If you said that, you'd almost certainly be kept in the jury pool.

#f0und3rz

Thankee-sai!

Shut up, Stephen King!

People just liked it better that way.

Sounds like you've got a little bit of a cold there, buddy. Hope you're feeling better soon!

"Hmmmm."
"Actually, sir, it's time-traveling, crime-fighting gargoyles!"
"Yes?"
"And…and…and their first case: stop cyborg Hitler from developing the a-bomb!"
"Sounds… interesting."
"One of them will be played by Brooklyn Decker in a bikini!"
"GREEN LIGHT"

"Not again!"

::Carmen Electra nods happily::

Then GOP-controlled state governments would pass laws banning the cure from being administered in their state, while blaming it on Obama, and the Supreme Court would back them up because states' rights.

Ideas, newsletter, etc, etc.

The GOP debates are an insult to poo-flinging monkeys everywhere.

::Stares for awhile, finally sees it::

There's a straight line from The Ramones to Wesley Willis. Actually, its a pretty bent and curvy line, but there it is.

"Ladies and gentlemen of Congress, it turns out that I was not born in Hawaii. How did you ever fall for that? I was born in Kenya, and raised to become a radical Communist Muslim Socialist Atheist. That sound you hear is the bootsteps of my Jade Helm stormtroopers. Please surrender peacefully, while I take away your…

If they fail to invite him, how would they scream, "you lie, boy," while he's talking?

You can't make that kind of decision. You're just a grunt! Uh, no offense.

yikes you're like an elderly baby

Brilliant play, too. I love all things Richard III. I'll go to the mat to defend Richard's monologues as some of the best that Shakespeare ever wrote (even though he was a Tudor propagandist hack), so funny and bitter.