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We built the Statue of Liberty just to stick it to those Gallic fuckers and their stupid tower!

God, I wanted a podracer when I turned sixteen, but all I got was my dad's old hand-me-down landspeeder.

Not to sound like a lunatic, but I still own the THX remastered box set on VHS (final version before re-releases), a VCR, and a coax cable to hook it up. Cold dead hands, prying, etc.

This little joke's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you something.

The AVClub releases magnetic docking claw, floats away with the rest of the massive SW content dump.

I fucking love this movie and made my kids watch it.

I worried about the "true" version of the events in The Hobbit as explained in the "Red Book" for years. I still do, sometimes.

Alien: Gladiator

Those are all-time songs, but throw in Love Rescue Me, Van Dieman's Land, Heartland, and God Part II and you've got a casserole, baby!

It's a wild mess, but it has so many good songs. Like, most bands would kill to have that many amazing songs spread out over their whole careers.

Aw, thanks!

Thanks! I love the deep knowledge of the game that the commenters here have. I also have to admit that I don't understand about half the replies to my original comment.

We can't kelp ourselves.

"Forest Gump continues doing real… progress. …that film… could only produce benefits." — The Uvular Suspects, from the promotional blurbs for the 50th anniversary deluxe box-set edition.

They could write an iterative computer program to factor in things like strength of schedule, scoring differential, turnover margins, QBR, etc. to determine which team "deserves" the first possession. Then they could chuck the outcome of that algorithm and have whatever AP reporters showed up at the game vote on it.

Why did the ref catch the uncalled coin? Did they all somehow think the first toss would be predictive of the outcome of the next? It was still truly smoooove, however.

That's… a pretty good list, actually. As long as animated films weren't considered, otherwise there's some whopping omissions.

Getting out of this comment section without a fight about whether this is sexist or empowering is indeed hopeless.

Listening to the first few tracks this sounds a lot more like Heavy Vegetable than Dinosaur Jr. Probably the lack of both nasal whine in the vocals and ripping guitar solos.

Hey, two things! But probably just the last thing you mentioned.