Shame
This sounds like it could have made for an interesting novel. The sudden severing of ties between Carroll and Alice's families certainly points to something very dodgy.

UK show
I wonder if this a US version of a show that ran in the UK a few years back. The premise was the same: take the chief exec of a huge company and put him in at the bottom to see what effect it had on him/her.

"I have an affinity for punching Albanians in the throat, but I don't get to do it that often, so it was like they made Taken specifically for me to masturbate to. "

Motherfucking wrong thread. I'll get me coat.

1983 VW Polo, then a 1986 Ford Sierra, then a 1993 Vauxhall Cavalier, then a 1997 Fiat Brava. After moving to the States five years ago I've had a 1986 VW Cabrio, a 2001 Subaru Outback and currently I've got a 2004 Mini Cooper.

Nosferatu, Near Dark, The Hunger, The Lost Boys. And fuck Coppola's shitty Dracula.

Why is this in Newswire?
A black rapper going to jail is news? Shouldn't this be in the "Fuckingobviouswire" section?

It's just the Rebels, sir. They're here.

That 10-minute silent segment where Niles is getting ready for a Valentine date shits all over every single Everybody Loves Raymond episode ever made.

A++++++++++++

Brand himself is pointless and unfunny. And a total cunt.

That's what I thought - an extra 15 pounds? Is that all? By today's standards he's a skinny fucker. Personally I'd kill to be only 15lbs overweight.

American television
Always has been and always will be pure shit.

"Project Runeway" sounds like a great show.

But could Kinkaid get the geometry wrong in the right way?

Fat Ginger Wanker
I notice that Harry Knowles is one of the "lucky" few to have seen G.I. Joe. Is this because:

I remember this one! An hour-long South Bank Show special on Sir Norbert Smith, long-forgotten star of British films. The twist was that he wasn't a particularly good actor, and none of his fellow stars who were interviewed had anything that flattering to say about him.

"Threads" truly is terrifying and depressing, especially when watched in the mid-80s at the height of the Cold War. I saw it again in 2006 and it hadn't lost any of its power to shock.

Boggy Creek was shown on British TV back in the early 80s. I watched it not knowing it was fake and it scared the shit out of me (in my own defence I was only about 12).

I can't believe
you used the phrase "a little more time on the throne" in a sentence about Elvis.