"most people seriously seem to order the burger+fry+drink combo"

Shame. RIP.
A journalist when the term "journalist" actually meant something. With his reporting skills, objectivity and impartiality he'd never get a job these days.

Confide
Nice to see an all-girl band doing so well.

"And not boobs in the British sense, but in the chesty sense."

Star Wars: Episode One is in the top 20 of that all-time box office list and yet Ghostbusters is only 31st? WTF?

I used to roll my own cigs when I smoked, mainly because it was cheaper but also because they tasted better. Rolling a load of ciggies was something I would do when bored - I think my record was 46 while waiting for my then-girlfriend to turn up (she was always late).

Silk Cut Ultras are like smoking fresh air. On the occasions when I had to smoke one I'd put tape over the vents in the filter, or just rip the filter off and pretend it was a Players.

Doesn't sound fatal enough. Can we add "shot into the sun" to the list?

Hey, don't blame us Brits. We may have invented the show but these walking sacks of nothingness are 100% made in the USA.

Sarah Palin
Why is this woman still being mentioned? Can we just forget she exists and cast her into the pit of irrelevance where she belongs?

@Puzz: SouthParkStudios.com. Every episode for free.

Dip Me In Chocolate And Throw Me To The Lesbians.

He's also in another classic 70s British sitcom called "Rising Damp". Check it out if you get the chance - it's excellent.

I'm guessing that "prexy" is a combination of "pregnant" and "sexy"?

Rabin replied to my comment? Fucking cool!

GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE
I had this abysmal piece of shit inflicted on me by my wife and her friend. As much as I love my wife and like her friend, I was on the verge of filing for divorce and committing murder all the way through this piece of utter, utter dogshit. My arse has produced things with more talent than Dane…

You mean that isn't Kevin Costner?

@Breakfast Balls - one of my university housemates would buy second-hand sci-fi books from charity shops for about 10p (about eight cents) a book. After he'd read them he'd slice the cover off and pin it to his walls. He managed to decorate most of his room by the time we graduated.

Cartman's C
Is it me, or is the "C" on Cartman's costume in the same font as The Cure's logo on the Wish album? Matt and Trey are huge Cure fans.