This episode was so far fetched that it didn't require the suspension of disbelief, it required the suspension of belief that reality exists.

Learn to realize that not everyone can sell their ass for enogh money to afford an iPhone and this was the best my sucky Android could do.

The obvious solution is for Bieber to suck a dick. Whether it will do him any good or not. Basically, Justin Bieber can suck a dick.

In ^ rel^ted story, th^t song sucks ^ whole lot of ^ss.

Is anyone from the Grateful Dead still alive? I want to sue them for "Steal Your Face".

Complete silence.

I would be happy to give her my joke of a dick.

They should rename it "Who's Not Currently Got A Supporting Gig On A Sitcom Anyway".

Have we seen a DNA test? I'm still not sure daddy is everything the show is leading us to believe. He's a little TOO anxious to get personally involved in retrieving the evidence box, on top of leaving the safety of Mozzie's hideout when there's a very dirty, very powerful senator who's willing to kill an FBI agent to…

Dear Suits Et Al; I could've eaten spinach, popcorn, a bran muffin, and a couple paving bricks and shit a better episode than this. Realize your potential or lose a viewer. This whole half season has been a monstrous letdown. Allow a victory. Savor that victory. Or don't… Just realize that in continued defeat your…

The way Mavis sounded at the Grammys, she won't be far behind.

Got it. I remember seeing the Dead in 89 by flashlight. Good times.

Let me get this straight. She's upset that, like her, other people sang songs, AND did it in front of things that light up? Abominable. She was definitely the first to do that. Before M.I.A. concerts were simply spoken words in complete darkness.

Bullshit. Roger Clemens did it.

Solution: Replace Applegate on Up All Night with Chevy Chase in a blond wig. Replace Chevy Chase on Community with Applegate in bifocals and Monica Potter's bald cap from Parenthood. Send Matt Lauer to replace Craig T. Nelson, and put the doctor from Do No Harm on the Today show. Put Whitney Cummings in a wood…

C+? Only if you're grading on a curve. Where nobody fails. In a special ed class. Filled only with students who are missing the humor gene. This was literally the worst SNL I've seen in years. That smug little punk can't act, isn't funny, and was in EVERY SKETCH. Just a horrible product all around. The ONLY time I…

She owns Andre Crouch? I didn't think that was legal anymore.

The series does have a recurring gay character. It's Max, who offered to let another dude "hold his lizard".

What a dumbass. The guy could've gotten psychiatric help for FIVE CENTS!

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