Sad when a guy can't peacefully cross back into the United States after attending a Tijuana donkey show with the guy that's had his fist up Elmo's ass for the last two decades. Just really, really sad.

Chief Queef? That guy stinks.

SPOILER ALERT: Brett Ratner is an FBI agent who time travels back to the 1950s, before there were gay people.

He should've known better.