I always thought there were some redeeming qualities to Vegas but comparatively, it is less than spectacular. And just like the Christie Brinkley subplot in Vacation, the whole mess with Wayne Newton was just a hindrance however relative it may be to Las Vegas…

Daddy says she's the best at it!

You're right, no human being would stack books like this….

I'm 31 and that's the ONLY way I am going to enjoy that song…

"Terribly mysterious…"

"Terribly mysterious…"

"Whatever luck you live by, let's hope it lasts the night…"

"Whatever luck you live by, let's hope it lasts the night…"

That was the worst Archie comic I ever read…

That was the worst Archie comic I ever read…

This Jack, swalla ya whole!

This Jack, swalla ya whole!

"Hey, don't let 'em give you any of that flank-steak bullshit…try the London broil…"

"Hey, don't let 'em give you any of that flank-steak bullshit…try the London broil…"

I went to GenCon this year with two friends of mine after being out of MtG for almost a decade. Had a basic understanding of EDH and built a deck before going. My friends are pretty casual players (only one of them does the weekly tourneys at this shop) but we were staying in a hotel with some of the more competitive…

I went to GenCon this year with two friends of mine after being out of MtG for almost a decade. Had a basic understanding of EDH and built a deck before going. My friends are pretty casual players (only one of them does the weekly tourneys at this shop) but we were staying in a hotel with some of the more competitive…

We see right through you…

We see right through you…

Prove it.

Keep going, you're almost there…