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And did he have to sell his shares, his board seat or both?

She should have stuck by her guns. After the first batch of testing went great and all the minor bugs were cleared up, it should have been given to randos to try out. They were out of money, but funds for focus testing wouldn't have been that hard to procure from Laurie.

"He rented that cannon?"
"It's for display purposes only, so you forfeit your deposit."
"It's a cannon, what's he supposed to do, not fire it?"

Yep, not that they've ever needed being integral to the plot as a reason to include nudity, but it's the scene where makes the most sense to have had it.

Mr. Jealously could have done with a few more trips through the typewriter. It felt to me like a loose collection of ideas of scenes, characters and situations, rather than a fully thought out movie. The Squid and the Whale was definitely good but required a second viewing from me to enjoy it. My first go, I loathed

Could it be that they like the glue because it's the closest they can get to living out their fantasies of taking down and eating a horse?

I want to cut him some slack but he was just so tone-deaf in regards to what makes Halloween interesting that the movie is more baffling than anything. It's weird when you can't get into a movie on any level because your thoughts are occupied with wondering how one person can make so many wrong choices.

There were going to be boobs in Part 6 but the actress who was supposed to strip down conned the director into letting her stay clothed. Afterwards he felt like a chump when he discovered his movie was one of the few things she's been in where she's not topless.

Am I wrong, or would Crispin Glover be the perfect choice to play Jared's father? However amazing or terrifying the outtakes from the filming of that would be, it would be pretty glorious.

Don't bring sand to the beach when there's already pussy there.

This is the same guy who upon getting a 600K a year promotion (nothing to sneeze at, that sounds pretty darn sweet. but with federal and Cali taxes that would be considerably diminished) went out and bought a boat, I want to say yacht but am unsure of the precise lingo, so high-maintenance that it requires a "boat

I came in a few seconds in, just as they were starting to toast. Was there a reference to Jared having a non-alcoholic drink, or was the fact that his drink was clearly a different shade from the others a subtle hint that he doesn't imbibe the "make the pain go bye-bye juice"?

Hunger is the best sauce.

deleted. repeat joke. my bad.

I have no idea whether you are correct or not, but I am going to trust in your enthusiasm on this matter.

She let Jared have sex with her.

Well, that's the thing about the NDA…is that the NDA is actually covered by the NDA so if I told you about the NDA it would have been a violaiton of the NDA.

Yeah, the show is on every week. Thought that's how the scheduling worked.

What the fuck is going on? You have a girlfriend, Richard's met a girl, Jared is getting laid….with a girl.

Funny that liberals were overjoyed when Alec Baldwin allegedly called a paparazzi a faggot because they could use that as an excuse to be rid of him. "Oh, thank God we don't have this unpredictable and volatile dipshit around to embarrass our cause anymore." Just take the millions of dollars he's donated and raised