" A strange man defecated on my sister."
"Why?"
"I don't know. Is there…is there any reason I could give you that would answer that satisfactorily? "

I've always felt Crimes and Misdemeanors was his best film, and Love and Death his funniest.

I dunno, that just sounded odd. It's been an open secret for decades that he simply replaces actors he doesn't think are getting the job done rather than work with them on getting things right. Has anyone else ever heard that Allen routinely hires people with the intention of "picking on them"? It seems like the sort…

Wasn't Bebe's Kids made after Robin Harris' death?

Siskel & Ebert's take on Purple Rain

They finished the regular season as a number 4 seed (there was a four-way tie for 3rd thru 6th). They're a solid group but seem to lack the kind of spark needed to make them contenders.

Excuse me, I very clearly stated "shut up!" in regards to this matter.

I've had a weird kind of uncomfortable anticipation about Scot potentially being voted out since the first week of the show. Not because of his actions or his gameplay, but because I'm a Celtics fan (and shut up! The C's are gonna smoke the Atlanta Hawks in six! Even without Avery Bradley and that seven foot tall…

Debbie for governor of Michigan!

The only one in the show's run that ever put Sue in her place. The "Holy shit!" look on Ben's face when that happened…

It was killer the way they were casually trying to hightail it out of there, "Richard, we have to go now."

Haven't seen it yet, but I thought I heard that a musical number was the rationale for putting The Martian up for Best Musical or Comedy.

I make it a point not to be judgmental about people's pizza preferences, but the "ham and clam" pizzas had me gagging and then thinking "If that's a real thing, whoever does it should be put in jail."

Cracked me up that a Jets fan's idea of what to wear to gay club was a Pats shirt."How does a Patriots jersey not work? Those guys are so friggin' gay!"

You didn't notice the "Never Forget" bumper magnet on the back of Discovery One?

I thought that it was that "The Lake", a place that for most of their lives represented conflict and resentment was now a place where they could come together as relatively mature and content adults. Maybe one day even bring their kids there to start the next generation of cousin squabbling.

When I first saw Metropolitan, it never occurred to me that Eigeman was an actor. He was so natural in a very tricky part, I actually thought he was someone Stillman knew personally or someone close to production knew and was brought in to be essentially be himself on camera.

It still cracks me up when I think of her rehearsing the songs. At one point she blurted out "What's with this highbrow shit?"

I've felt some of Josh Lyman's pain regarding the mods. "What the fuck is this 'No Board on Board' bullshit? Three out every four posts is 'Board on Board', so why am I the only one constantly getting their balls busted for it?" That post didn't stay up too long either.

"I believe firmly that Julia needs to go home." Jeez, why did they even bother showing the challenge after that? A line like that is as good as "Well, we just came back from the challenge and Julia has immunity."