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GR's MasterChef 5 superlative tally (at least ten or more)

I liked how he bought an enitre bucked of fried chicken just for the skin and was planning to toss the chicken out…unless anyone wanted any.

That was sort of compelling. He was actually curious why what he made didn't appeal to them (and did to him), instead of teaching or explaining they shut him down with bogus charges of being disrespectful of the judges palate's.

FUCK YEAH! TEEN WOLF!

Just this one. She's only been on two losing teams, one where she had to bake a blueberry pie and this one where she excused herself. She's also won immunity from a couple of elimination challenges as a prize for winning the mystery box.

Gotta disagree, the texture of shredded lettuce is creepy. Whenever I have it in my mouth, I always have the uneasy feeling that it's up to no good.

I had Ahran pegged for top three, myself. Of those left, I'd have to say the frontrunners would be Elizabeth and Skankzilla (I've given up feeling bad about attaching that moniker to Courtney, especially after tonight) with Christian and Leslie as wildcards. Willie and Jaimee seem at best in their comfort zones,

"WHERE’S THE BEEF, MASTERCHEF!?" It's been a MC staple from the start that whenever kids are involved they swap out turkey for beef (meatballs, burgers).

Encourage, then mock.

"Baldrick, did you really write a poem about how lovely I am?"

"Sausage time!"

Anita was easily the hottest babe in that movie. I'm not quite sure how that makes her a great older sibling, but I don't think her hotness should go unmentioned.

The two of them are going to go head to head Wednesday on Top Chef: Duels. Still debating whether or not to tune in.

fine, herego

rct offered to take the lead this week. Let's give him a little grace time, then start if he doesn't.

It's probably the weirdest thing about the movie, the more desirable an object of affection is made out to be, the less attractive they actually are.

Ron Anderson — Listen, Dexter…is there something troubling you? Something that you would like to talk to someone about?

It is the only season where he uses an obnoxious and iritating voice. If you find it off-putting, skip it and try the other seasons, then come back to it.

One of the bummers about no regular coverage is not finding out how many of the people who swore off the show after last season, came back around to watching.

GR's MasterChef 5 superlative tally (at least ten or more)
Incredible 15
Stunning 26
Delicious 35
Amazing 26
Beautifully 12
Great 17
Perfect 12
Wow 37 (42 if you count his "wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!" reaction
to Leslie's truffles)