"Rwevwend, you've got bawlths ath big ath choyerchbellths."

Bourdain spent years gleefully shreading Emeril as hack "tv chef" until some people he respected set him straight about the guy. He lightened up considerably, but still had trouble letting go of the "guys like me are cool, guys like him are lame" posturing.

I thought Janine could have shaken her ass a little more. Other than that, no real gripes. Let's see how this bunch pans out.

My money is on Bobby as the end of season "Big Bad". He's not just rounding up guys to form another club, he's looking to get a crew together to take over samcro.

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Altman tried repeatedly to get Gould involved in projects but kept getting the brush off. When he offered Gould the lead in TLG, Altman finally got a response from Gould in the form of a pissed off phone call telling him to knock it off. Altman, confused, pressed Gould…

The Pine Barrens…Hush…Blackwater…The Contest…

There's a Bit of Chat interview with Joe Flaherty where he talks about working in the Second City theaters in Toronto and Chicago in the early seventies. He talks about stuff that got developed onstage in SC improvs, then was ripped off (sometimes by cast members, sometimes by partons). Exasperated, at one point he…

Is Sam Seaborn perhaps the most inconsequential lead on a long-run drama? He was rarely a compelling character or for that matter all that essential a presense. The only reason I know that Sam was supposed to be awesome, was because five or six times a season the show made it a point to have someone remark about how…

Dare. Buffy was the first thing that came to mind when I saw title of the article. Not a bad character (and by no means a bad acting job by SMG) but a typical TV coat rack…something sturdy, reliable and kinda dull to hang all of the interesting stuff on.

Poor Tig, for once the club wants an innocent woman to be murdered and he doesn't even get to get in on it. The guy has the worst luck for someone who should have been killed like fifty times by now.

Singing Telegram Girl from Clue or nothing*!

"Maybe I will do that…after I go and eat these waves and make them in my shit!"

GR’s MasterChef description count
I only included those that racked up ten or more

It's an either/or. Either Luca straight up had the better dish and deserved to move on, or Jessie had the better dish and they didn't want two chicks in the finale so they screwed her over and harped on the unplated side in an attempt to justify their bullshit.

Now that this is officially realeased, will Lindhome finally stop going on and on about her goddamned vagina? "Oh…my God…you…can see…everything!"…for the thousandth fucking time? Never in a million years would I have thought I could be so bored by the prospect of seeing a cute chick's snatch.

GR’s positive description count (seasons 1 2 4 and half of S3)
I only included those that racked up ten or more:

"We should've stopped at Roy Rogers."
"And I shoulda fucked Dale Evans, but I didn't!"

"Babylon 5's a big pile of shit!"

Will any Peter Dinklage do?

Hey, I thought "pulling" was strictly reserved for Bri around here.