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Mr. Banana Grabber
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"I'm tellin' ya Dad, that's not how they do it!"

No mention of Juan Epstein going from "Sweathog" to cop? Or of Martin Kove playing a guy that you don't want to beat to death with a hammer for the only time in his career? Oh, I suppose we'll just make it all about the chicks.

I thought she was fired because of the piles of letters asking "What's wrong with her eyes?"

"Hey Bloss, where you guys going?"
"We're going to see some naked ladies."
"Live naked ladies?!"
"Yeah, whadya think…I was gonna go see some dead ones?"

The "Massages are Bollocks" part should have been the biggest tip-off.

"But, when you say you stood with your back to space…how exactly did you achieve that?"
"I waited 'til night time."
"Of course!"

MindHead seemed to be pretty spot on.

The look on Moss' face when he discovers why it's not the best idea to keep a cell phone in your shirt pocket is priceless. I can't think of anyone who's conveyed such a torrent of raging emotions while remaining so completely deadpan.

I'm surprised that's not an "Adult Swim" show by now. It sounds like something right up their alley.

Until I glanced at the credits tonight, I thought Nina was played by Nina Siemaszko.

Anyone unclear on the ins and outs of the trial might want to check out the documentary "Wanted and Desired".

The Village is a hell of a movie to watch with the sound off. Seperate the visuals from the plot, dialogue and inexplicably bad line readings from some very talented actors and you can make a fun little movie in your head just off of the imagery.

If we didn't have sub-par Coen Brothers films, then what would the pseudo-cool make phony arguements about, if not "which unsuccessful Coen Brothers movie is actually their secret masterpiece"? Do you really want to take that away from those insufferable bastards?

Yikes, talk about your bitter with the sweet.

GR’s positive description count (seasons 1 2 4 and half of S3)
I only included those that racked up ten or more:

Not long after, when she was promoting "Six Days Seven Nights" all of the female interviewers would ask her the same question breathlessly: "What was it like being there every day with dreamboat Harrison Ford?" Anne would always be incredulous at the very notion that she could possibly be attracted to anyone other

I think David's husband might have a problem with that.

During it's first season W&G had so-so rating, lukewarm reviews (TV Guide wrote it off as "Dharma & Greg if Greg were gay") and a single Emmy nomination for Jim Burrows. During that Emmy ceremony, while David Hyde Pierce was accepting his third award for playing Niles Crane he thanked and acknowledged he fellow

The only THB I ever got around to reading was an 80's one that was supposed to be about a werewolf. Way disappointing, no one even got eaten.

There's still a lot of bad blood between "The Babysitters Club" fans and "Sweet Valley High" readers. I think the AV gents are just trying to avoid any unnecessary controversy. (unless it involves shitting all over Breaking Bad for no good reason, what the hell was that about anyway?)