GR’s positive description count (seasons 1 2 4 and half of S3)
I only included those that racked up ten or more:

"They say he fried his brain one day just staring into the sun….and he couldn't o' been too bright in the first place to o' done that!"

"Eat Your Heart Out". The name of the movie and a taunt to anyone who's seen her boobs.

Loved how he also assumed that Khan was the houseboy.

"Dang it, Bobby! People are going to see that oil stain and think I'm a drunk!"

"I hate to think how I'd have turned out if my Dad had loved me no matter what."

"Hank Hill's weepin' like a little French girl!"

"Boys, it's called Title IX…Dick Nixon's biggest mistake."

GR’s positive description count (season 4 total)
I only included those that racked up five or more:
amazing 23
beautifully 22
delicious 33
incredible 10
outstanding 9
perfect 13
phenomenal 7
stunning 26
unique 6
wow 22

Forget this, where the hell is Encyclopedia Deena? Seriously, Felicia Day…what the fuck?
I ASKED YOU A QUESTION!!

It's kind of an odd outing for The Flophouse, when Stuart is the steadiest hand on the steering wheel. From Dan imagining Jesus as a guy who miracled bees into other men's dongs to "Red Dawnasours" to rating the fuckableness of various species of bears, this one started out goofy and never looked back. Probably not…

Easy….Creedence —- "Up Around the Bend".
I totally won this shit.

Fun fact, kates…the literal translation of the Potawatomi word "chicagoan" is "a belligerent pride in the inferior".

…thankfully, non of them went the merkin route.

I don't think Lynn was in any real danger of leaving, I doubt he even had one of the worst two dishes. I think the judges knew Howard was done for and just put Lynn in the bottom two to slap him around a little.

GR's description tally (a little light this week)
amazing   2
beautifully   5
delicious   4
outstanding   1
perfectly   3
stunning   4
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Jane Lynch refering to Natasha as the "girl pretending to be a beauty" made my night.

other stray obs…

He gave her the tip after they practically psyched her into dropping it. The "good luck" Joe gave her as he quickly walked away was either his cruelest or most sincere moment so far…maybe both.

Tell that to Michael Bluth.

No love for Girls…to be followed, I'm sure, by a shit ton of whining from people who like to pretend that it's actually an important and relevant cultural statement.
Then again, they may sour grapes it with a "this show is too meaningful to be tarnished by awards and recognition."
This has nothing to due with my…